“We’ll take two tickets to . . . The Stockholm Affair.” – Homer Simpson
“Ooh, the paper called it a taught political thriller.” – Marge Simpson
“Political? Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. President, disturbing news. Serious cracks developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.” – Movie General
“Get me Jed Collick!” – Movie President

7 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. jeltranksss Avatar
    jeltranksss

    *taut

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    “It turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter.”

    Love how they poked fun at the “Hollywood clever” movie trope.

    1.  Avatar
      Anonymous

      Homer a nice guy but such an asshole.

      1. Anonymous Avatar
        Anonymous

        Early on, he was more of a careless jerk at times, but would often feel bad about his actions later. Zombie Homer is the real asshole.

  3. Bartissimo Avatar
    Bartissimo

    This isn’t funny, I don’t get it. Why isn’t the president a monkey or a pigeon, and how come they care more about alliances than building walls around their country? Or, blackmailing senators into Russian hacking issues?

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      I can’t tell if this is Ryan’s latest sockpuppet attempt at weird trolling or just some nerd mocking Zombie Simpsons in an over the top fashion.

      1. Bartissimo Avatar
        Bartissimo

        – you can’t and you won’t
        – yes I will!
        – won’t

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