“Homer, this is a terrible thing that’s happened. But we can’t blame ourselves.” – Marge Simpson
“We can and will!” – Homer Simpson
“Children need discipline! You can ask any syndicated advice columnist.” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday, George Meyer!
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Guess someone took his later advice to “Let your children run wild and free.”
Asking columnists? Wuh?! Today you just tweet it, hashtag #amiabadparent and let internet trolls sort it all out! Fucking lame nineties…