Quote of the Day

“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2
“I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson

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