“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1 “This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson “Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2 “I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson “Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1 “I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Quote of the Day
“The Simpsons will be reborn as a bunch of gap toothed bumpkins!” – Homer Simpson “I’ll dig an outhouse!” – Bart Simpson “I’ll weed the floor!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll repress the rage I’m feeling!” – Marge Simpson “That’s my girl.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, Lenny, you sending some outgoing mail?” – Carl “You know it!” – Lenny “I’ll probably send some tomorrow.” – Carl “I hear that!” – Lenny
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“I have come to return King Arthur to the throne!” – Zorro “It’s a history lesson come to life.” – Bart Simpson “No, it isn’t. It’s totally inaccurate.” – Lisa Simpson “Quiet, here come the ninjas.” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Tomacco? That’s pretty clever, Dad. I mean, for a product that’s evil and deadly.” – Lisa Simpson “Aw, thanks, honey.” – Homer Simpson
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“The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling.” – Lisa Simpson
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“I’m sorry, but we’re not supposed to put butter on the Milk Duds.” – Teenager “You’re not supposed to go to the bathroom without washing your hands either.” – Homer Simpson “Touche.” – Teenager “To the top, please. . . . Swim, my pretties.” – Homer Simpson
Crazy Noises: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
“You’re not gonna grow nothin’ on the old Simpson place. That’s why your Daddy abandoned it.” – Chuck Sneed “Aw, what do you know?” – Homer Simpson “Well, I know your soil pH is up around 9.6, and you need it 7 to 8, max.” – Chuck Sneed “Oh, that’s just superstition.” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s…