“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1 “This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson “Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2 “I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson “Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1 “I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson
Day: September 9, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Is it safe to eat that much food, Dr. Hibbert?” – Marge Simpson “You know, I wouldn’t have thought so before I bought twelve percent of this restaurant. But, now I feel a balanced diet can include the occasional eating contest.” – Dr. Hibbert
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner!
*Triple* Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, my God, he is like some sort of non-giving-up school guy!” – Bart Simpson