Quote of the Day

“Gavin, honey, help mommy pick a cereal. How ’bout Alph-Alphabits.” – Divorcee
“Those suck! I hate this store!” – Gavin
“But, sweetheart, mommy-” – Divorcee
“I hate you, too! I want to live with one of my dads!” – Gavin

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. The name is spelled right on the boxes, Charlie, hang your head in shame. (“Alfalfa-Bits”)

    So I guess that’s what happened to the remains of the original Alfalfa…

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