“Smithers! I want my tea!” – C.M. Burns
“Doesn’t it bother you that he orders you around like that?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, actually, I value every second we’re together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning til I tuck him in at night. He’s not just my boss. He’s my best friend, too.” – Mr. Smithers
“Bah! Too hot!” – C.M. Burns
“You’re right, sir. It’s scalding me as we speak.” – Mr. Smithers
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7 responses to “Quote of the Day”
It’s funny how I didn’t realize for the longest time that he was “talking to himself”. Same with Homer and Grampa, or Krusty.
Smithers badly needs some real friends 🤣
Maybe he should go on vacation again and become pals with one of these guys.
Lol XD because gay ppl!! Amirite????
What can I say…
https://www.amazon.com/Simpsons-Action-Figure-Resort-Smithers/dp/B000063RPE
Oh wow.
Or these guys. Maybe one or both are still even working at the plant.