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Tag: Bart After Dark
Dana Gould: Simpsons > Zombie Simpsons
“In light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action.” – Mayor Quimby Remember Dana Gould? He was one of the two Zombie Simpsons writers in Spurlock’s 20th anniversary special who took petulant, off topic swipes at people who say Zombie Simpsons sucks. His nonsensical quote, in full: “The people who say ‘It was never as good as it was five years ago’, it’s like well, neither are you, that’s the problem.” Set aside the fact that “never as good as it was” is self contradicting, we know what he means. …
Quote of the Day
“Oh, this isn’t gonna be about Jesus, is it?” – Homer Simpson “All things are about Jesus, Homer . . . except this.” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“It’s eleven o’clock, do you know where your children are?” – Public Service Announcement “I told you last night: no!” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I’m gonna save an otter.” – Lisa Simpson “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities.” – Eco-Hippie “There, that’s one hundred four pounds of sandpipers.” – Rainier Wolfcastle Happy birthday Richard Appel!
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“Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale-model pilot.” – Milhouse Van Houten
Synergy Sweats the Details
“Springfield doesn’t want places like this!” – Marge Simpson “I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar.” – Belle “Oh? I’ve lived in this town for thirty-seven years.” – Marge Simpson “I’ve lived here fifty-two years.” – Belle “I’m third generation.” – Marge Simpson “Sixth.” – Belle “Get out of my town!” – Marge Simpson What do you do if you’re tasked with writing a glowing review of a Zombie Simpsons episode in which the main plot is so transparently awful and pointless that even the most bought out of reviewers would have a hard time making it seem otherwise? …
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“Are you wearing a grocery bag?” – Belle “I have misplaced my pants.” – Homer Simpson