“What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Simpson, shush, disparaging the boot is a bootable offense. It’s one of their proudest traditions.” – Evan Conover
Tag: Bart vs. Australia
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“Hello, I’m Evan Conover with the U.S. State Department.” – Evan Conover “Undersecretary for International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division.” – Marge Simpson
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“I can handle that. I’m an expert at phony apologies.” – Bart Simpson “Bart!” – Marge Simpson “I’m sorry.” – Bart Simpson “That’s better.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hey guys, just so you don’t hear any wild rumors: I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.” – Bart Simpson “Pfft, that’s no reason to block the TV.” – Homer Simpson
Season 6 Marathon: 26 episodes, 26 beers, 9h:49m:50s
“Hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I heard so much about.” – Homer Simpson “Something wrong, Yank?” – Barkeep “No, it’s pretty big, I guess.” – Homer Simpson Welcome to the second Simpsons/Beer Marathon! The people have spoken and this time around it’s Season 6. Yeah, I know, Season 6 has only 25 episodes, but it ends with “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” and it’s impossible to watch one without wanting to watch the other. Besides, I like beer. Click here for an explanation of what this post is and how it works. Otherwise, let’s get started.…
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“Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?” – Homer Simpson “Quiet, it might be you, I can’t remember.” – Homer’s Brain “No, I’m gonna ask Marge.” – Homer Simpson “No, no! Why embarrass us both? Just write a check and I’ll release some more endorphins.” – Homer’s Brain
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“Do the toilets go backwards in here?” – Bart Simpson “No, to combat homesickness we’ve installed a device that makes them swirl the correct – American – way.” – Amb. Avril Ward