“Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me!” – Clancy Bouvier There was a lot of (content-deficient) news about Zombie Simpsons coming out of Comic-Con this week, a bit of which I’ve linked below. Long story short: it’s going to be just as dull as Season 22, which was just as dull as Season 21, which was just as dull as Season 20, and so forth. They released a promotional clip from the Halloween episode, but when I went to watch it on YouTube it said that it’d been taking down due to a copyright claim by FOX. Morons. In…
Tag: Fear of Flying
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“What if you pretended that this couch were a bar, then you could spend more nights at home with us. Huh?” – Marge Simpson “I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m sorry doctor, he’s just afraid you’ll blame all my problems on him.” – Marge Simpson “I’m not here to blame anyone.” – Dr. Zweig
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“Mom, can we talk to you?” – Lisa Simpson “Can’t talk. Keeping myself in a state of cat like readiness.” – Marge Simpson “Uh, neat.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Wow, classy.” – Homer Simpson “Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss, right now?” – Maitre d’ “Okay.” – Homer Simpson
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“Greetings, good man. Might I trouble you for a drink?” – Guy Incognito “Oh get out of here Homer.” – Moe “Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.” – Guy Incognito
Even The Airlines Know The Difference
“That’s just the engine powering up… that’s just the engine struggling… that’s just a carp swimming around your ankles…” – Homer Simpson Recently I took a trip to Europe. I have never flown over the Atlantic before, but on this flight everyone had their own little TV screen built into the headrest of the seat in front of them. I found this to be quite nice; an 8 hour flight in coach sucks, but it is much easier when you have a decent handful of free movies and tv shows with which to entertain yourself. One of the TV…
Quote of the Day
“Ever since you started therapy all you can do is talk about yourself. But what about me, Marge?” – Homer Simpson “I just left my first session and I haven’t even opened my mouth yet.” – Marge Simpson “You see? You see? *I* just left *my* first session, and *I* haven’t opened *my* mouth yet.” – Homer Simpson