Quote of the Day

“Smithers, I’m so happy!  Something amazing has happened, I’m actually happy!  Take a note: from now on, I’m only going to be good and kind to everyone.” – C.M. Burns “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t have a pencil.” – Mr. Smithers “Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll remember it.” – C.M. Burns

Quote of the Day

“Everything changes when you hit the big one-oh.  Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore . . .” – Bart Simpson