“Did you wish me to destroy this machine for you?” – Snooty Valet “Nah. Just park it.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Homer to the Max
Quote of the Day
“Wait a minute, the family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father. And he got it from his father. And he traded a mule for it. And that mule went on to save spring break.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Season 28 Publicity Stunts Teased (No, You Shouldn’t Care)
“It’s hard to believe someone that young could’ve risen to the rank of admiral.” – Marge Simpson It’s August, which means that it’s time for the networks to show off their upcoming seasons to critics and advertisers. In addition to celebrating another meaningless milestone (600 episodes, 400+ of which are Zombie Simpsons), they’re going to have a two-part episode: The animated Fox comedy will offer up an hourlong episode (including commercial time) that is a hip-hop homage to The Great Gatsby and features such guest voices as Taraji P. Henson and Keegan-Michael Key, the network announced at the TCA Summer…
Quote of the Day
“Well, if it isn’t that stupid cop from TV. . . . Ah, that got it.” – Chief Wiggum
Quote of the Day
“Wow, look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.” – Marge Simpson “Get used to it, honey. From now on we’ll be spelling everything with letters.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Your character provides the comic relief, like, oh, Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.” – Marge Simpson
Crazy Noises: Homer to the Max
“Kids, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!” – Max Power “Isn’t that the wrong way?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, but faster!” – Max Power For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over,…