“I keep hearing this horrible, irregular thumping noise.” – Homer Simpson “It’s your heart, and I think it’s on its last thump.” – Mechanic “Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, where’s he going?” – Billy “Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn’t fix?” – Mechanic “We’re going to sell him to Mr. Nikolopoulos?” – Billy “You’re a dull boy, Billy.” – Mechanic
Tag: Homer’s Triple Bypass
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“Clear!” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone, and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.” – Homer Simpson
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Image taken from Wikimedia Commons. “Kids, kids, I’m not gonna die, that only happens to bad people.” – Homer Simpson “What about Abraham Lincoln?” – Bart Simpson “Uh, he sold poisoned milk to school children.” – Homer Simpson
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Image shamelessly yoinked from Well Preserved. “Poor Mister Homer, could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Gimme some jerky.” – Customer “Would you like some vodka with that?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Oh what the hell, sure.” – Customer
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“Don’t worry Marge. America’s healthcare system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay.” – Homer Simpson
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Image taken from Wikipedia. “And that’s why God causes train wrecks.” – Sunday School Teacher
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“Remember your hippopotamus oath!” – Homer Simpson
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“You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now…” – Homer Simpson
Friday Link Dump – Fugitive Edition
“Springfield Cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don’t mind using excessive force ” – Theme to Cops: In Springfield This week there’s a man on the run in New Zealand, some talk about Hawaiian shirts and a mythical TV Guide survey that only exists on websites that are not TV Guide‘s. Also a different blogger named Charlie agrees with me. Cool. New Zealand fugitive finds infamy – A Kiwi is on the run. I’ll let the BBC explain: William Stewart, or “Billy” as…
Going Out In Style
“They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son; I’ve never fully understood why that is. Frankly, I can see an upside to it.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson Futurama, the longer surviving of the two Simpsons spin-offs, ends today, more or less on its own terms. It was cancelled back in 2003 but strong reruns on cable got it brought back for 4 direct to DVD movies (each of which is comprised of four episodes condensed together), the final one of which, Into the Wild Green Yonder, came out today. Whatever one thinks of the show…