“Thank you, Mr. Plow, now my store can remain open.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Let’s do it.” – Snake
Tag: Mr. Plow
Quote of the Day
Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV.” – Homer Simpson Turn on your television and turn off your brain, because Season 23 starts tonight. Better yet, just leave the television off too.
Quote of the Day
“Flanders, I thought I was your plow man!” – Homer Simpson “Uh, Homer, why don’t you plow it again.” – Ned Flanders “Forget it, pal! I don’t need your phony baloney job. I’ll take your money, but I’m not gonna plow your driveway.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they’re going without resorting to public transportation or carpooling, I give you the key to the city.” – Mayor Quimby
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“She’ll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.” – Crazy Vaclav “What country is this car from?” – Homer Simpson “It no longer exists.” – Crazy Vaclav
Spurlock Update: Moby & Mr. Plow
“Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.” – Homer Simpson Even though it’s going to involve putting up with a lot of batshit stupid Zombie Simpsons defending I’m still kinda excited for Spurlock’s special. It can’t be all Zombie Simpsons defending and there’s probably a lot of neat stuff in there. Case in point, Moby is keen on Homer’s little ditty above. He has created a whole mess of different versions of the song and they’re all up on the internet now. Behold the most YouTube embeds ever! Mr. Plow Blues: Mr. Plow Bossanova: Mr. Plow Hip Hop (which gets video for some reason): Mr. Plow Electro: Mr. Plow Latin Lounge: Mr. Plow Punk Rock: Mr. Plow Psychedelic (groovy misspelling, man): (via Laughing Squid)
Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user joelogon. “Dad, who’s watching teevee at 3:17am?” – Bart Simpson “Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners . . .” – Homer Simpson
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“Now before I give you the check, one more question. Uh, this place “Moe’s” you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?” – Total Disaster Insurance Agent “Don’t tell him you were at a bar . . . but what else is open at night?” – Homer’s Brain “It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography.” – Homer Simpson “Heh heh heh, I woulda never thought of that.” – Homer’s Brain