“I’m here to pick up the ambassador from Ghana.” – Ghanaian Chauffeur “Well he’s not here! Nobody’s here! And none of you should be here, you’ve all been tricked!” – Lisa Simpson “Why would the ambassador do such a thing?” – Ghanaian Chauffeur
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Quote of the Day
“It has the power to grant wishes to its owner.” – Merchant “Oh yeah, how much?” – Homer Simpson “Sir, I must strongly advise you to not purchase this. Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria.” – Merchant
Quote of the Day
“She’ll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.” – Crazy Vaclav “What country is this car from?” – Homer Simpson “It no longer exists.” – Crazy Vaclav
Quote of the Day
“Let’s look at a picture book: The Big Book of British Smiles.” – Dr. Wolf “That’s enough! That’s enough!” – Ralph Wiggum