“But first, let’s check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow!” – Kent Brockman “Well Kent, as of now the death count is zero, but it is ready to shoot right up.” – Meterologist “Oh my god. Damn you, snow!” – Kent Brockman “All right, snow day! No school tomorrow!” – Bart Simpson … “That doesn’t mean you don’t have to do your book report. What if the weatherman is wrong?” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.” – Bart Simpson “Kent, I’d like to remind everybody…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .