Image on left used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user pablo.sanchez. “Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.” – Lisa Simpson “I know your problem, the Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.” – Thomas Jefferson “Sorry sir, it’s just-” – Lisa Simpson “No one ever comes to see me. I don’t blame them, I never did anything important, just the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter-” – Thomas Jefferson “Uh, maybe I should be going. I caught you at a bad time.” – Lisa Simpson “Wait! Please don’t go, I get so lonely.”…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .