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“Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.” – Lisa Simpson
“I know your problem, the Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Sorry sir, it’s just-” – Lisa Simpson
“No one ever comes to see me.  I don’t blame them, I never did anything important, just the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter-” – Thomas Jefferson
“Uh, maybe I should be going.  I caught you at a bad time.” – Lisa Simpson
“Wait!  Please don’t go, I get so lonely.” – Thomas Jefferson