“Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth.” – Maude Flanders “And some people just steer clear of that whole hornet’s nest.” – Ned Flanders
Tag: Viva Ned Flanders
Quote of the Day
“Alright, young’uns, bath time, cover up your eyes and drop your britches. Who wants wax?” – Cletus
Quote of the Day
“This is Kent Brockman live at the Monty Burns casino. Moments from now, the house that Social Security checks built will be demolished to make way for a casino themed family hotel.” – Kent Brockman “This must be heartbreaking for you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “I’m just thinking of my employees. All the card sharps, bottom dealers, and shills, where will they go?” – C.M. Burns “They’re managing your chain of nursing homes, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent.” – C.M. Burns
Crazy Noises: Viva Ned Flanders
“And, once again, tithing is ten percent off the top. That’s gross income, not net. Please, people, don’t force us to audit.” – Reverend Lovejoy For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the dust…