“This is Kent Brockman live at the Monty Burns casino. Moments from now, the house that Social Security checks built will be demolished to make way for a casino themed family hotel.” – Kent Brockman
“This must be heartbreaking for you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“I’m just thinking of my employees. All the card sharps, bottom dealers, and shills, where will they go?” – C.M. Burns
“They’re managing your chain of nursing homes, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Excellent.” – C.M. Burns
Card sharps?
Bah, they’re nothing compared to ‘street sharps’!