Tag: Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken

“Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!” – Carl “Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in disguise.” – Moe

“I’m breaking curfew, Mom.” – Nelson Muntz “We’re out of skoal!” – Mrs. Muntz

“Our top secret tonight, gay divorcee Luann van Houten has been cheating on her boyfriend Pyro with his best friend Gyro.” – Lisa Simpson “How many times have I fought beside you, Gyro? And this is how you repay me!” – Pyro

“Two hundred channels and nothing but cats.” – Jasper

“What’s the hubbub?  Did Moe finally blow his brains out?” – Homer Simpson

“Adults blow.” – Nelson Muntz “Yeah, just look at ’em over there.” – Bart Simpson “Smoking their cigarettes.” – Milhouse van Houten “Drinking their coffee.” – Lisa Simpson “Scratching their big butts.” – Bart Simpson “Your metabolism will change someday too, young man.” – Principal Skinner