“Wait til I tell Marge.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh yes, Bouffant Betty. Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and, ah, we want them to think they can.” – Nigel
“Well, if I explain it to Marge that way I’m sure she’ll understand.” – Homer Simpson
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“C’mon honey, it’ll only be until we finish our tour of Sweden.” – Homer Simpson
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