Friday Link Dump – Left and Right Edition

Image used under CreativeCommons license from Flicker user mag3737. “Friends, we love you all, but I also have a sinister motive for asking you all here.  Sinister being Latin for ‘left handed’.  But enough joking.” – Ned Flanders “That was a joke?” – Homer Simpson Season 12 comes out on DVD next week.  It already tastes like ash in my mouth.  Before that unpleasantness though we’ve got lots of excellent usage, the guy who does Homer’s French voice in Canada, a right winger who thinks Burns looks like Nancy Pelosi and some love for International Left Handed Day. Woo-hoo! Québécois…

Season 12 Agitprop

“This is terrible!  This is just appalling and outrageous!” – Number One Movie Web appears to have simply copy & pasted the FOX press release: Simpsons: The Twelfth Season is heading our way August 18th in both a regular edition and with exclusive Comic Guy Head Packaging, which makes this the…Best. DVD collection. Ever. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie return for more outrageous adventures in the longest running animated series in television history. This latest DVD collection features all 21 classic episodes from the 2000-01 season . . . I’m not even sure where to start with this.  It…

Quote of the Day

“Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone.  If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one.  To choose from a list of felonies, press two.  If you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line. [random number tones] You have selected regicide.  If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.” – Springfield Rescue Phone