Image used under Creative Commons license from Flicker user Barbara L. Hanson. “It’s just hard not to listen to TV, it’s spent so much more time raising us that you have.” – Bart Simpson My Google alerts lit up this week as the internet ponders the upcoming fall television schedule, mentions of the new season of Zombie Simpsons are numerous. I have linked to not a one of them because, really, who gives a fuck? No excellent usage this week, but we do have someone else who thinks teevee sucks, a German election, a badass piece of Bart Simpson jewelry…
Day: September 18, 2009
Quote of the Day
“Hello, I’d like the Department of Missing Babies.” – Homer Simpson “Please hold.” – Receptionist ♫ Baby come back / Listen baby, you can blame it all on me / I was wrong and I just can’t live without you ♫ – Hall & Oates, “Baby Come Back” (sobs) – Homer Simpson Loyal Stonecutter’s note: What a fucking champ of a gag. They really don’t write ’em like they used to.