Zombie Bart

Hey look, another relevant t-shirt with a delightful portmanteau for a name: “Zombart.” You can even buy it from Single Second for twenty-eight whole Canadian dollars. Officially, it’s billed as a tribute to “both Zombies and our childhood,” but really it’s another indicator of the public’s increasing awareness of shitty, shitty Zombie Simpsons. We will prevail, DHS readers. Have patience.

Sunday Preview: “Homer the Whopper”

Oh goodie! Fox has answered our prayers by releasing a nearly 2-minute preview of Season 21’s opener, “Homer the Whopper.” Near as I can tell, it’s only available on iTunes, but if you’re a Zombie Simpsons fan, you won’t want to miss this. There’s jerkass Homer in spades, some unfunny talk about Bart’s thyroid problem, a Lindsay Naegle-esque movie studio executive, and vomit. If this is an accurate taste of what’s in store for the foreseeable future, my only mature, reasonable response is this: That is all.

Bonus Quote of the Day

“Please hold on to the hand rail.  Do not spit over the side.” – Voice Phil Hartman would’ve been 61 today.  Happy birthday.

Quote of the Day

“Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.” – Homer Simpson