That’s Okay Lisa, We Can’t Believe This Is Still Happening Either

“Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control pills with tic tacs.” – Mrs. Krabappel Well, that was unpleasant.  A few weeks ago Bart was way out of character worrying about his future.  This time he’s way out of character worrying about not having a brother.  As per usual the nonsensical storyline wasn’t nearly meaty enough to fill the allotted time so there was plenty of clock killing montages (including a star studded dream sequence that was as humorless as it was unbelievably long).  What jokes there were tended…

Sunday Preview: “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?”

For some reason, the Manning brothers are featured in the promo pic for tonight’s episode of Zombie Simpsons, which is awkwardly titled “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?” See, there’s Peyton, Cooper, and Eli. And they’re playing catch. With a football. If you really care, here’s a synopsis… but I think you’ll find Fake Peyton Manning’s posts on the much-loved but abandoned Newsgroper funnier. When Homer denies Bart’s request for a baby brother, Bart makes his way to the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks he’s missing. At least this is the last episode of 2009, so that’s something to…

Quote of the Day

Image from Wikipedia. “Hi.  You from the casino?” – Robert Goulet “I’m from a casino.” – Bart Simpson “Good enough, let’s go.” – Robert Goulet