One Bad Episode

“Aw, come on Dad. This can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons’ Christmas. If TV has taught me anything it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it’s gonna happen to us.” – Bart Simpson The Dead Homer Society Manifesto lists Season 7 as having “One Bad Episode”. That episode is “Marge Be Not Proud”. Please understand that we only consider “Marge Be Not Proud” a ‘bad’ episode by the towering standards of early season Simpsons. Compared with the wretched dreck…

How Far We’ve Come

Because I can’t get enough vintage twenty year old YouTube today here’s a promo for the FOX network in what looks like the fall of 1990.  The Simpsons are featured heavily:   Here’s a random block of commercials from Christmas of 1989.  Skip to the :30 mark for the Simpsons promo: Amusingly, the Simpsons promo is followed by a “Married with Children” promo, which is followed by a commercial for an easy listening compilation, $19.99 for 3 records or 2 cassettes, $24.99 for 2 CDs.  Hey music industry, want to know why no one feels bad about stealing your music? …

Crazy Noises: Marge Be Not Proud

“I don’t think we should hang out together anymore.  You’re turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug.” – Bart Simpson As part of our efforts to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re applying our “Crazy Noises” series to “Marge Be Not Proud”, the “One Bad Episode” our Manifesto has in Season 7.  Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool.  This text…

“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” Promos

“They’re coming to save the 90s!”  How prescient:   This is the promo clip Letterman showed in his interview with Groening:   Then as now once people got a taste of good Simpsons they just wanted to watch it over and over:   And, the aftermath:

Groening on Letterman in 1989 & NBC News in 1990

Matt Groening was a guest on David Letterman’s 12:30 show (the one Conan O’Brien would be taking over just a few years later) in 1989 to help promote “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”: You can really see how Groening hasn’t yet got the hang of being interviewed.  He’s not uncomfortable exactly, but he’s very unpolished.  His stories are too long and Letterman has to bail him out a couple of times to keep things going.  This was a week before the special when nobody had any real idea of how it was going to go.  He’s nervous enough that…

Quote of the Day

“Okay kids, prepare to be dazzled.  Marge, turn on the juice! . . . What do you think kids?” – Homer Simpson “Nice try dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Ugh.” – Bart Simpson “Now just hold your horses, son.  Hey, Simpson!” – Ned Flanders “What is it Flanders?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, uh, do you think this looks okay?” – Ned Flanders “Whoa.” – Lisa Simpson “Neato.” – Bart Simpson “It’s too bright.” – Homer Simpson Happy Simpsons Day Everybody!