Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user rodricg. “Daddy has to go to a beer drinking contest today.” – Homer Simpson “Think you’ll win?” – Bart Simpson “Son, when you participate in sporting events it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.” – Homer Simpson “Gotcha.” – Bart Simpson Good morning everybody and welcome to the Simpsons/Beer marathon! I’m planning on updating this whenever the hell I feel like it (the idea of adhering to a schedule on this most relaxing of Saturdays makes me nauseous). I might do six updates for three hundred…
Day: March 6, 2010
Quote of the Day
“You can be so cruel when you’re sober.” – Sideshow Mel “Well I’ll fix that! I’m goin’ on the bender to end all benders!” – Krusty the Klown