One of these is not like the others. “Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?” – Homer Simpson “What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in there.” – Movementarian Guy “Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.” – Homer Simpson This week, IGN pulled its usual stunt of disparaging Zombie Simpsons while still giving it a ridiculously high numerical score (6.9). I had to make a surprisingly small number of changes to edit out the…
Day: April 13, 2010
Quote of the Day
Image on left used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user pablo.sanchez. “Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.” – Lisa Simpson “I know your problem, the Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.” – Thomas Jefferson “Sorry sir, it’s just-” – Lisa Simpson “No one ever comes to see me. I don’t blame them, I never did anything important, just the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter-” – Thomas Jefferson “Uh, maybe I should be going. I caught you at a bad time.” – Lisa Simpson “Wait! Please don’t go, I get so lonely.”…