“Alright, I’m gonna make a little deal with you mugs.  I’m gonna let you all out to see my team play the hockey game, if you promise to return to your cells.” – Chief Wiggum
“Sorry, pig, we can’t make that promise.” – Snake
“Alright, alright, I’ll sweeten the deal.  You can see the game, you don’t have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes.  Okay?” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Snake
“I’ll take that as a ‘Yes’.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!