“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
Tag: Hank Azaria
Quote of the Day
“Booo!” – Crowd “But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character! Ain’t that worth nothing?” – Moe “Booo! Next!” – Crowd Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
Quote of the Day
“Hey, you okay, Grimey?” – Homer Simpson “I’m better than okay. I’m Homer Simpson!” – Frank Grimes “Heh, you wish.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
Quote of the Day
“Hello, town jubilation committee? Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
Quote of the Day
“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result I almost missed work.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Crybaby.” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
Quote of the Day
“Alright, I’m gonna make a little deal with you mugs. I’m gonna let you all out to see my team play the hockey game, if you promise to return to your cells.” – Chief Wiggum “Sorry, pig, we can’t make that promise.” – Snake “Alright, alright, I’ll sweeten the deal. You can see the game, you don’t have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes. Okay?” – Chief Wiggum “No.” – Snake “I’ll take that as a ‘Yes’.” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
Simpsons Alumni Update: Groening & Azaria
Unbeknownst to me there’s a spinoff of that Top Chef program called Top Chef Masters. According to Wikipedia, “In the series, 24 world-renowned chefs compete against each other in weekly challenges.” Also, there are regular judges and guest judges. For Season 2 Matt Groening and Hank Azaria will be among the guest judges. Okay. (A hearty middle finger to IGN for bringing me this news but screwing up the link to the original Entertainment Weekly story. That meant I had to wade through ew.com, as over designed and seizure inducing as any commercial website you’ll ever visit.)