“Good news people! I’m happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike, the Piano Tuners Local Four-Twelve!” – Mrs. Krabappel It won’t matter, and I probably shouldn’t tamper with forces I don’t understand, but my boycott of Entertainment Weekly’s stupid “best character” list continues. It combines things I truly hate: arguing over specific placements on pop culture lists, mindless Zombie Simpsons rah-rah (“twenty years and going strong!”), and Entertainment Weekly. (I do not consider it a coincidence that their website’s URL is best pronounced “eww”.) However, their pageview ploy worked so well that I did…
Day: June 4, 2010
Quote of the Day
“The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age, out-of-this-world moon waffles!” – Homer Simpson “Let’s see here, caramels… waffle batter… liquid smoke.” – Homer Simpson “Oooh, waffle runoff.” – Homer Simpson “Mmm, fattening.” – Homer Simpson
