Reading Digest: Bizarre Dolls Edition

“Don’t you people see anything wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, there’s something wrong with what my Stacy says.” – Celeste “My Spidey-sense is tingling!  Anybody call for a web slinger?” – Malibu Stacey WordPress went down again for a little while today, and that was after it ate the “City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” Crazy Noises post last night.  (This is why backups are important.)  I am outraged at not getting proper value for the nothing a month that I pay them!  Oh, right.  Seriously, WordPress kicks ass.  Why we ever started this…

Quote of the Day

“Halfback passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center.  Center holds it . . . holds it . . . holds it.” – Kent Brockman “HALFBACK PASSES TO CENTER, BACK TO WING, BACK TO CENTER, CENTER HOLDS IT – HOLDS IT – HOLDS IT!” – Generic Non-American Good luck to everyone but fuckin’ England.  (Love you in general, but not tomorrow.)