Look on My Works, Ye Funny, And Despair!

“It’s those TV networks, Marge, they won’t let me.  One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last!  If they only stumbled once!  Just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves!  But they won’t, they won’t let me live!” – Homer Simpson Jeff Wysaski writes a blog called “Pleated-Jeans”.  He put up a list of The 10 Best TV Shows Within TV Shows and, quite justly, “Itchy & Scratchy” is number one.  There’s plenty of good YouTube at the link, including a ninety second montage of several of Scratchy’s demises.  Some of the other examples include…

Crazy Noises: Bart Star

“Team sports’ll keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.” – Ned Flanders “Yay!” – Rod & Todd Flanders There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9.  Why Season 9?  Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons.  Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with the…

Quote of the Day

“I’ve added an extra ingredient just for you: the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!  Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.” – Chief Wiggum