Reading Digest: Unpossible Edition

“I won!  I won!” – Ralph Wiggum “No, no Ralph.  This means you’re failing English.” – Principal Skinner “Me fail English?  That’s unpossible.” – Ralph Wiggum This week we’ve got two . . . “rambles”? I guess is the best word . . . about the Simpsons.  They’re not so much written as they are spewed, it’s really amazing.  There’s also two links to people who believe in the power of magical thinking: one of whom I have to commend for excellent usage despite their magical thinking, and another that combines magical thinking with an inability to write the word…

Quote of the Day

“Don’t you realize what’s happening, Bart? Your comet is gonna collide with the Earth and every living thing in its path will be killed!”- Lisa Simpson “I knew you’d try to find something wrong with my comet, Lisa. You’ve always been petty and small, right from the beginning.” – Bart Simpson