Even the Pet Sematary Couldn’t Bring Back Zombie Simpsons

“The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen.  I want to hire a new staff.” – Lunchlady Doris The first sad news out of Comic-Con was that there was going to be a Christmas 2011 episode, which implied a full Season 23.  This was made official in a link e-mailed to us by reader Landry H: The cast are signed through season 23, the creators see no end in sight as long as people keep watching. Drag.  (And nevermind that “people” is a fairly loose term given the unstoppable slide in the show’s ratings.)  On the plus…

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"Listen, I’m not going to lie to you, those are all superior machines.  But, if you like to watch your TV, and I mean really watch it, you want the Carnivale.  It features: two pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip well, durable outer casing to prevent fall apart." – Outlet Mall Salesman “Sold!  You wrap it up, I’ll start bringing in the pennies.” – Homer Simpson