Reading Digest: Mammary Euphemism Edition

“I think I’ll bottle feed that one.” – Marge Simpson This week’s Reading Digest has a slightly misleading title, as there is actually nothing in it about the glands for which our biological class is named.  But having sorted through a week of Simpsons stuff in the wake of Katy Perry, I couldn’t resist it.  There are no Perry links below, but that’s not for a lack of options, and ho-lee-shit, you don’t really appreciate the variety of synonyms in the English language until you see them all together like that.  Anyway, between Perry and the fallout from Glee there…