Marge Acts Like a Child, Until She Doesn’t, Then It Ends

“A homemaker?  I might as well be dead.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, it’s not that bad.” – Marge Simpson For all those who have ever wondered what would happen if Zombie Simpsons took “Lisa’s Sax”, “Separate Vocations”, and “Lisa’s Pony” and added in a hash of “Bart the General” as a B-plot, wonder no more.  It lasts about twenty-two minutes, moving glacially from one overwrought plot point to another, pausing occasionally for a bizarre aside that the writers think is clever.  In that last category, we have the interminable gas station scene at the beginning, Willie’s bizarre floor-waxer conniption fit,…

Quote of the Day

“Marge, where’s the Duff?” – Homer Simpson “We’re all out, Homer.” – Marge Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “Would you like some fruit juice?” – Marge Simpson “Don’t toy with me, woman.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Dead Putting Society”!  Original airdate: 15 November 1990.