Crazy Noises: Moms I’d Like to Forget

“That must be the happiest kid in the world.” – Bart Simpson In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our Crazy Noises series for Season 22.  Since a podcast is so 2004, and video would require a flag, a fern and some folding chairs from the garage, we’ve elected to use the technology that brought the word “emoticon” to the masses: the chatroom.  Star Trek image macros are strictly forbidden, unless you have a really good reason why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.  This text has…

Quote of the Day

“Where’s Homer?” – Bart Simpson “Your father decided he’d rather come home in a taxi . . . or a police car.” – Marge Simpson [Edited to correct the copy-editing, which is, in general, terrible here.]