“Go up to the attic, there’s a whole trunk of clothes up there.” – Homer Simpson The above is yet another one of those little moments on The Simpsons where they came up with a funny concept, and then honed it to triple-ply comedy perfection that takes only a few seconds. Note the tears along the sleeves, shoulder and waist, Homer has ruined Marge’s carefully preserved wedding dress (was this before or after he used it to wax the car?), all because he doesn’t know how, or just doesn’t want, to do a simple load of laundry. Moreover, he’s clearly…
Day: January 29, 2011
Quote of the Day
“You’ve got to listen to me! Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.” – Professor Frink “How much time do we have, professor?” – Itchy & Scratchy Land Technician “Well, according to my calculations, the robots won’t go berserk for at least twenty-four hours . . . . . . oh, I forgot to, uh, carry the one.” – Professor Frink