Quote of the Day

“You’ve got to listen to me!  Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.” – Professor Frink
“How much time do we have, professor?” – Itchy & Scratchy Land Technician
“Well, according to my calculations, the robots won’t go berserk for at least twenty-four hours . . .

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. . . oh, I forgot to, uh, carry the one.” – Professor Frink

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