“They need me over in the projects of Capital City.” – Mr. Bergstrom
“But, I need you too.” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s the problem with being middle class, anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.” – Mr. Bergstrom
Happy 20th anniversary to “Lisa’s Substitute”! Original airdate 25 April 1991.
Dead Homer Society 
3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
One of my favourite ‘dramatic’ lines in the show’s history.
Christ, I’m really feeling my age here, with all these great episodes turning 20.
It’s my favorite episode.