ET Easter

“I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens.  He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life.  And his name was . . . E.T., the Extra Terrestrial.  I love that little guy.” – Reverend Lovejoy

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Joe C. Avatar
    Joe C.

    I love that quote!

    Since you guys don’t have to watch and do a “Crazy Noises” on ZS this week, here’s what’s in store for you in the upcoming weeks:

    May 1 – “The Real Housewives of Fat Tony”
    Fat Tony and Selma get married, prompting Marge to worry about her sister’s safety. Meanwhile, Bart discovers that he has the ability to sniff out truffles.
    Guest star: Joe Mantegna.

    May 8 – “Homer Scissorhands”
    After Lisa breaks Milhouse’s heart yet again, he hooks up with a fifth-grader named Taffy, only to fall a victim to her pranks and be saved back by Lisa. At the same time, disgusted with the hairdressing service in Springfield in general, Homer decides to open his own hairdressing salon at home, only to ruin Marge’s reputation of a good housewife.
    Guest star: Kristen Schaal as Taffy.

    May 15 – “500 Keys”
    Lisa uncovers a secret classroom located under Springfield Elementary.

    May 22 – “The Ned-Liest Catch”
    Ned Flanders begins dating Mrs. Krabappel — until he realizes he is just one of many men she has had before (including Homer Simpson).

    All I can say is good luck – you’re in for a shitty ride,

    1. zgeycp Avatar
      zgeycp

      fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

  2. Mike Russo Avatar
    Mike Russo

    Oh…my…God. What a clusterfuck of absolute shit.

  3. Mourning Glory Avatar
    Mourning Glory

    Ditto what Mike said.

  4. Lovejoy Fan Avatar
    Lovejoy Fan

    Excellent Lovejoy quote, guys. Can’t say the same for what Joe C. posted, though.

  5. Nick Avatar
    Nick

    This video sums it all up:

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