“Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature’s uncivilized look, it’s foul language and, most of all, it’s indescribable stench. A popular supermarket tabloid has offered a reward of five thousand dollars to anyone who brings in the creature alive. Actually, we’ll have more on this story as soon as it develops. We now return you to the President’s address, already in progress.” – TV News Guy There’s an undeniable irony to watching Zombie Simpsons lob weak and spongy jokes at vacuous and appearance obsessed people who have an unjustifiably high opinion of…
Day: May 2, 2011
Quote of the Day
“I’m going to church alone today. You’re going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.” – Marge Simpson “No I didn’t! I – oh, you mean inside, don’t you?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th anniversary to “The War of the Simpsons”. Original airdate 2 May 1991. Somewhere out there, General Sherman still lurks.