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Jimmy Durante

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“Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante.  I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.  Boys.” – Lawyer
“Well, would it be alright with you if I just laid down in the street and died?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Yes, that would be acceptable.” – Lawyer

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