The End of Zombie Simpsons: The Reset Button Has Been Pushed

“Hey, listen!  Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two.  We had to say ‘dickety’ ’cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’.  I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson After all of this week’s twisting and ill sourced hoopla, the end came during the media dead time of Friday evening.  Zombie Simpsons may only occasionally be capable of a decent joke, but there is an undeniable humor to that.  As for the deal itself, the true numbers haven’t been released, and in all likelihood they never will be.  The last…

Quote of the Day

“Alright, who broke my vase?” – Marge Simpson “Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?” – Lisa Simpson “Who spread garbage all over Flanders’ yard before I got a chance to?” – Homer Simpson “Oh please, this is senseless destruction with none of my usual social commentary.” – Bart Simpson