Quote of the Day

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“Alright, who broke my vase?” – Marge Simpson
“Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?” – Lisa Simpson
“Who spread garbage all over Flanders’ yard before I got a chance to?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh please, this is senseless destruction with none of my usual social commentary.” – Bart Simpson

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