“Unfortunately, a century of neglect has turned this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“So, what? I guess we’re gonna have to throw it away.” – Troy McClure
“Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you’ll think the body’s still warm.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Saturdays of Thunder”! Original airdate: 14 November 1991.
Dead Homer Society 
3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
quoth the Raven, “what a shine!”
One of our best writers.
That they probably got their asses hauled in for stealing the gravestone from its plot only makes this funnier.