Reading Digest: Roasting on an Open Fire Edition

“Bart, did you hear that?  What a name!  Santa’s Little Helper?  It’s a sign!  It’s an omen!” – Homer Simpson “It’s a coincidence, Dad.” – Bart Simpson I know tomorrow is New Year’s Eve and that Christmas is in the rearview mirror, but this is a list of links from the past week, and in that time “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” won the internet.  We’ve got five – count ’em five! – links to people who in one way or another wrote up the original Simpsons episode.  Combined with comments like these, it’s nice to see it still…

Quote of the Day

“There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself.  One is like a faithful friend and partner for life.  The other is like a hose without a fireman.  Which way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson?” – Emily Winthrop “Like a hose . . . your wrinkled highness.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!