“Oh, would you two knock it off? I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it’s no big deal. You know why?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Selma Bouvier “Go on.” – Sideshow Bob “Whenever Marge puts on one of her non-violent programs, I take a walk, I go to a bar, I pound a few, and I stumble home in the mood for love.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Black Widower”! Original airdate 9 April 1992.
Day: April 9, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?” – Hans Moleman “From this point on, no talking.” – Reverend Lovejoy